I would like to take this moment to thank Michael Persico of Persico Photography for making our products look so good. I would also like to let him know that we haven't forgotten about the money we owe him and that we apologize profusely for taking so long to pay and that we thank him a million times for his patience.
Seriously, the guy's a goddamn genius, and we owe a lot of our success to his talented eye.
Mike, I promise I'll pay you before next Wednesday. Love you, man.